Monday, June 6, 2011

Look at This Fat Bastard Here!

     Wow, is that a double chin or what?  This photo was taken at Finnegan's Wake in Key West, only moments before I kissed Captain Morgan full on the mouth as thanks for all the great times I had with him and Coke.  I also happen to be sporting a 5K t-shirt from one of my earliest "runs".

      I've come a ways since then in my running as well as eating and drinking habits but I think it's timely to post this picture because of late I've been slacking in the areas of nutrition, drinking, Crossfitting and chewing and have rounded out a little bit in the middle.  Hopefully the publication of this bit-o-history will be the impetus I need to get my collective sh!t in one sock and get back to the business of ultramarathoning like I mean it.

Chia and I have signed up for our first trail run as west-coasters, the Headlands 50 Mile and Trail Marathon on July 16th.  I think the elevation will provide good hill training for me, but I'm expecting it will take closer to 12 hours than 11.  In preparation for this run I'm getting back to my old ways of eating cleanly, not drinking or chewing and working out every day except when rest/recovery is called for.

Tune in later to see how the Captain I and I fare!

Sunday, May 22, 2011

CRUD 24 Hour; 110520

Pre-race contemplation!
Although I felt undertrained and over-soft from my recent lack of discipline in my nutrition, workouts and Skoal chewing, I was really, really looking forward to this race.  The only timed ultra I had done up to this point was the Howl at The Moon 8-Hour in Danville, IL.  While the Howl is a great race put on by an even greater bunch of people, I had done it so many times it sort of became a training run for me.  Doug and I used it last year as a lead in to the Ozark Trail 100 and I think I can speak for both of us when I say the Howl really served us well.  Anyway, I was really looking forward to this race because it was a proper trail run and is put on by the CRUD guys,  Mike Klopfenstein and Adam Zimmerman who are also the RD's of the Farmdale Trail runs (10, 30 & 50).  They are super-supportive of their runners and included in their list of racing instruction and course rules is to talk to them first before dropping so they can have a chance to talk you out of it!  CRUD 8 hour had its inaugural running in 2010 and this year they added the 24 hour.  There was a solo and relay option for both races.

We showed up at the venue, Jubilee College State Park, about 10 miles northwest of Peoria at 2pm on Friday.  The 24-hour race starts at 4pm on Friday afternoon and the 8-hour was set to begin at 8am the following morning so both races finished at 4pm Saturday.  The course was a 3.5 mile trail through the park.  It was 49% single track, 49% Jeep roads, and 2% grass/plowed corn field.  The last 45 minutes of the race are run on a 1-mile loop of similar terrain.  Chia and I set up our personal command shelter, courtesy of our local Weber Grill rep Sean Noonan (our neighbor!), sorted through the foodstuffs and clothes/shoes then waited patiently for the start.  The race goodies included a nice duffel bag, a technical logo shirt and a visor.

National Anthem
The other solo runners and the lone open-division relay team showed up and checked in and then the chips were handed out.  Scoring was via the chip system, no manual scoring, though you were required to check-in every lap and I think one of the RD or their minions kept a close eye on the computer throughout the race.  Their were 15 runners entered in the 24-hour solo competition and we took off precisely at 4pm after a playing of the National Anthem.

The start!


It didn't take long for everyone to spread out and 99% of my race was run alone.  The first few laps were uneventful and I settled into a decent (for me) pace, completing the loop in 45-50 minutes each time.  There were 2 water crossings, one really
muddy corner and a half-dozen downed trees across the trail, but otherwise the trail was in great shape with a minimum number of rocks or roots to contend with.  As twilight came I grabbed the Surefire headlamp and handheld light that Doug had loaned me and settled in for a long night of running.  I drank mostly plain water, supplemented with "Mexican Coke" which used real cane sugar for sweetener instead of corn syrup.  I was taking an S-cap every other lap and a Tums at about the same interval.  The weather was really kind to us with only a moderate amount of humidity to contend with, but no rain, heat or cold really.
Middle of the night.

I slowed down considerably as it became fully dark.  Even with the great lights it was tougher to negotiate the trails in the dark.  Also the wood were full of critters scurrying around and I was constantly flashlighting eyes in the darkness.  There was a farmer plowing the adjacent corn field until about 1:30 am which made sections of the back side of the trail a little tougher with dust blowing in my eyes and obscurring the headlamp.  After he finished plowing the coyotes started up and continued until right before dawn with their eery child-like howling.

All in all I ran well overnight.  The one thing I really struggled with was GI issues.  I commonly have a problem with nausea later in the longer runs and that and time spent addressing other GI problems added several minutes to a lot of my later lap times!  Chia did a fantastic job motivating me, providing me with food and meds and tracking my progress.  It is no understatement to say I could not have done it without her.  She did have her own problems to contend with overnight, most notably the raccoons.  There was a big mama raccoon that took and interest in the main aid station and had to be shooed away repeatedly, while the juveniles took a liking to our aid station and once when Chia sat down for a quick cat nap, the boldly came into our shelter and got into the trash only about 3 feet from where she was sitting!

About 4am, 12hours and 49 miles into the race, I was really struggling with nausea and having a hard time even taking in enough water.  I carried a handheld bottle and tried to finish 1 every lap, but at this point was only getting down about 1/2 of one.  I decided to quit.  I told myself I had run a good race, but I was out of prime shape and had been eating and living crappy the last couple of months and I just didn't have it in me.  I would use the nausea and my intolerance of liquids as my excuse to quit and I began trying to figure out how I could cut the course and get back to the start/finish from the backside of the trail.  But I kept running a little further and an full-fledged argument ensued in my head between my weaker side and my little inspiration Kylie.  We talked about being brave and tolerating pain, fatigue and nausea.  She would never quit and I knew I couldn't either and I ran on, renewed, reinvigorated and motivated.

I was never so glad to see the sun come up as I was Saturday morning.  I was able to get down a hot cup of ramen noodles the lap before sunrise and dumping the lights really boosted my spirits.  After the sun came fully up I grabbed my iPod and put on an audio book to keep my brain busy.  "The Road" by Cormac McCarthy was suitably somber for the six hour period I spent running and listeing to it.  I started eating and drinking more including some cold Monical's sausage pizza and another cup of ramen.  I supplemented with the Mexican Coke, a few gummy bears and Jelly Belly's.

I had started walking more of each loop and taking longer breaks both at our aid station and the pit toiled and was now probably averaging closer to 1 hour per loop.  The field dwindled as people either "finished" or "dropped" but the addition of the 8-hour solo and relay runner kept the trail full and me busy stepping aside to let the really fast, really young guys go past.  I heard someone say one of the relay members was turning 26 minute laps!

One more lap!
After I had completed 19 laps,21 hours and 66.5 miles, I was again thinking of stopping.  BJ, one of the assistant RD's (for lack of a better term) came over to check my progress and told me the last 2 guys closet to my mileage had decided to stop and with one guys still "taking a break" there would be a 3-way tie for second place, including me if I went out and did another loop and neither of the other 2 decided to try to get one more loop in.  The leader had logged 91 miles (26 laps) and, being obviously untouchable and tired of the Illinois humidity, had decided to stop.  So I went back out for another loop, walking WAY more than running after Chia helped me re-dress my feet and I added some more lube in all the right places!

When I came back from loop #20 I was faced with the choice of trying to get in another loop or wait 40 minutes for the 1-mile loops to start at 3:15 pm.  If I went back out and didn't finish the loop in time, none of those miles would count and there would remain a 3 way tie for 2nd, but if I waited for the 1-mile loops and did just one loop, I would be alone in 2nd place as the only other runner who could still catch me needed another full loop AND at least one 1-mile loop just to tie.  So I decided to wait for the 1-mile loops to start and stood, (NEVER SITTING!) around eating and drinking what I could tolerate until then.

Mike, the RD, and I debating the merits
of the 1-mile loops!
At 3:15pm we set out on our 1-mile loops and again I walked way more than ran one loop and stopped at about 3:40pm and finally sat down, opened a beer and started taking off my shoes and moleskins.

Postrace chow was pulled pork with all the fixins and I ate my fill.  We had the award ceremony where the overall male 24-hour solo winner (suspiciously Mike's brother from Colorado) was awarded the plaque for his 91 mile victory.  I got my finisher's plaque and thanked the RD's and all the aid workers before jumping back in the Wagoneer for the 1 1/2 hour ride home.

Mike, Adam & me.
All in all CRUD 24 is a great run, put on by a fanstastic group of people. We were blessed with unbelievable weather and trail conditions.  I was doubly-blessed to have Chia taking care of me and motivating be throughout the day and night and despite not being in top shape I was happy with my performance, though more so mentally than physically!

Monday, May 9, 2011

WOD 110509

100 Burpees for Time

Joe: 8:57

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Paleo Breakfast & CF





Turns out "CF" has another meaning than the one we use it for!  Check this out.

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Know Where You're Going, or At Least in Which Direction

WOD 110507 Saturday
Run 5 miles around the Glenwood Hood.


Alice came to the fork in the road.
“Which road do I take?” she asked.

“Where do you want to go?” responded the Cheshire cat.
“I don’t know,” Alice answered.
“Then,” said the cat, “it doesn't matter.”


 Lewis Carroll
 Alice in Wonderland

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

WOD 110503

Garage workout (Chia, Janet, Joe)

Burger King 300 (Have it your way)
-kettle bell swings
-box jumps
-one hand snatches
-burpees


Rules of BK300: You have to do a total of 300 reps and you have to do the evolutions in order.  You must do a minimum of 1 rep per exercise and you can't do more than 100 of any one exercise. 

Get Some.

I don't know what the girls did, but I did my BK300 in honor of Doug who couldn't be with us;
100 kettle bell swings
100 box jumps
  99 one hand snatches
    1 burpee

WOD 110502

Rest day.

Monday, May 2, 2011

WOD 110502

Garage workout (Chia, Jill, Joe)

500 Workout (50 each)
-renegade rows
-pushups
-push presses
-alternate bicep curls
-kettle bell upright rows
-weighted crunches
-med ball twists
-plate thrusters
-supermans
-upright rows

Check out Chia's hand which was featured HERE.
(by the way that's the trailer hitch of my Jeep CJ7 in the background!)

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Tuesday, April 26, 2011

WOD 110426

AMRAP 20 Minutes (Joe)
-20 Air squats
-15 Pushups
-10 Box jumps
-  5 Pull ups

Monday, April 25, 2011

Clinton Lake Victory!

I received my age group winner award in the mail today, courtesy of the artist Tracy Thomas!  She was kind enough to go to the trouble of sending the handmade mug to me after I had to skip the postrace award ceremony.  Thanks Tracy!

Check out Tracy's website at www.bodymechanicfitness.com

WOD 110425


Back at it after a Caribbean vacation full of Bushwackers, Pina Coladas, Cuban Sandwiches, and just random calories and carbs.  We got some running and swimming in, but by far it was a gorge-fest.









Today we got back at it with a garage workout. (Chia, Doug, and Joe)

25# Plate Tabata
-thrusters
-upright row
-bicep curls
-bent over rows
-skull crushers
-weighted crunches
Chia putting up the WOD



Thursday, April 14, 2011

Potawatomi Trail Toes

Only one real casualty from the Potawatomi Trail 50 Mile race this weekend and that was my right big toenail.  Went to my crack podiatrist today and he did some cutting on that thing and drained a ton of nasty fluid out from underneath it.

That's just the way the left one always looks.  It has a bad attitude.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Nut Up or Shut Up 2.0

Do over.

I failed miserably blogging about my training for last year's OT100 and the resultant and fitting failure on race day. For anyone who missed my tale of woe, I started last year's OT100 with a raging head cold. I medicated myself with Sudafed, Tylenol and Motrin for about 13 hours before the wheels came off. I dropped at 51 miles at the DD aid station, spent about 4 hours curled up in a loaner sleeping bag by the fire and finally met up with my crew. The ensuing overnight sleep, half in the truck and half in Doug and Leslie's cabin got me back to functional, but it was days/weeks before I was well again. The only bright spot to the day was Doug's dramatic and enviable finish of his first 100 mile ultra. The effort was all his of course, but I couldn't help but feel a sense of pride having trained with him for most of the previous year. Our early morning Crossfit workouts in the garage and our late night drives to Clinton Lake in the deer-infested darkness paid off for him and in some ways gave me a sense of accomplishment also.

Since that epic fail I've slowly gotten back at it. I've refined my eating and now and (nearly) totally Paleo. I've run some great races including the Huff 50K in December, the KRR Fat Ass (35 mile bonus) and Clinton Lake 30 mile where I trimmed 44 minutes off my previous year's time and even got in (slightly) before Doug.

Last weekend I ran the Potawatomi 50 Mile (formerly McNaughton) in 11:30. Though not my best 50 mile time and by far not the longest distance ever, it was the hardest race I've ever run when you take into account the course terrain, course conditions and weather.

I'm emboldened by my recent running successes and motivated to tackle the OT100 again. I have the advantages of having run the first 1/2 of the course last year and seeing what it took Doug to get it done.

So now I need to "Nut Up or Shut Up" again and get my sh!t together to get it done this year. My nutrition and training are on track but I'm still struggling with my old nemesis Skoal and the logistics of fitting my training into a even busier life/work schedule.

I'm hoping that by more regularly updating this blog I will garner some self-motivation and some external motivation from my "followers" to push me to conquer those obstacles that are preventing me reaching my true potential as a runner and as a person.

I'm asking for your help to achieve this. If you have time to follow this blog and send me shout-outs of encouragement I'd appreciate it. If you know someone who would be willing to do the same please send them a link to my blog. For my part I will endeavor to be a better correspondent and attack each day with renewed motivation.

206 Days until OT100 2011
000 Days without a dip
135 Grams of Carbs Yesterday
Look for the Big Board tally in the upper right side of the page for the current state of affairs!